January 2012
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if my son is gay
son: mom... i'm gay
me: what was that?
son: i'm... gay
me: HA! KNEW IT!
son: wh...what?
husband: what's going on?
me: OUR SON'S GAY!
husband: oh god.
son: wait, is that okay?
husband: no, i mean yes, it's definitely okay, just, er... your mother...
me: ARE YOU DATING ANYONE?
son: i—
me: YOU CAN DATE WHOMEVER YOU WANT
son: that's great mom bu—
me: I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
husband: your mother has this thing about ga—
me: I'M GOING TO BAKE YOU A CAKE
son: mom that really isn—
me: HAVE YOU EVER SEEN GLEE? HAVE I EVER SHOWN IT TO YOU?
husband: shit
me: WHAT ABOUT X-MEN?
son: dad, what's going o—
me: WE ARE GOING TO STAY UP LATE AND TALK ABOUT BOYS
husband: walk away slowly son i'll try to handle your moth—
me: YOU CAN HAVE AS MANY SLEEPOVERS AS YOU WANT WITH BOYS OR GIRLS AS LONG AS IF IT'S BOYS THEY'RE CUTE
son: i'm scared
husband: it's okay. i was worried that this was going to happen
me: I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR SO LONG
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skittlette:
the-eleventh-blog:
Also to everyone still in 2011
LULZ THE WHOLE WORLD ARE TIMELORDS EXCEPT YOU.
D:>
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bilirubin hat auf deinen Eintrag geantwortet: have a friend who’s a quarter japanese can’t help…
“lemme see ur dick lol” done
can you do that tho? idfk
i think i have to wait till he’s wasted and then ask him. he might go for it though i mean we’re close so~
have a friend who’s a quarter japanese
can’t help but wonder if his penis size is affected
have no way of asking him
lol
2011 is almost over. Inbox me something you’ve always wanted to say to me.
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lol my mom is getting me drunk on cheap champaigne
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i keep having dreams where my school is a work camp and Leon Botstein is a Stalin-esque dictator and these ghosts come to me and tell me awful stories of things that have happened at my school and they always end with me forcing myself to commit suicide from the awful force that is Bard College.
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December 2011
sometime next week i’m getting a weave
it’ll be platinum blonde with some stripes of magenta
i’ve never been so excited homg
My teacher said to me: "I can assure you nobody...
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